Accidentoholic me.

I'm really pissed off with you boss! Kya kare ja rahe ho aap mere saath? Poori ki poori series of accidents hi bana ke rakh di hai aapne toh! You started doing all this when i was in Chandigarh. Then you continued this in Ghaziabad and Hyderabad. Earlier i'd a count over this, but now i've really lost it..coz now, i'm completely out of track..coz aap toh itne chipkoo aur badtameez ho ki peecha hi ni chhodte!

Bhaijaan, chaahte kya ho yaar? Already i'm tired of fighting with the things that have happened in my recent past. Aise time mein hi kyun aaye ho meri lene ke liye? :O

Aapko mujhe injury deni hai, toh de do. Ya fir permanently maarna hai, toh maar daalo. Shayad after doin this, aapki aatma ko shaanti aayegi and you'd come as a successful person in your intentions. Shayad once when something like this would happen, then only i'll get rid of you. Toh fir kuch karo na!

I wish i had not defeated you those two times, when you came so close to hurting me..just a matter of few seconds those were..phew! Kam se kam peecha toh chhoot jaata!

Or if you are just playing games with me, I've a better suggestion for you..i give you an option of taking this as a request, please stop stalking me! Coz ab really boht ho chuka hai..i've some other serious issues as well to encounter..matlab seriously, mujhe poora ka poora accidentoholic bana ke rakh diya hai in these last few weeks.

Or give me one last chance..aisi paadunga na, you'd forget to come to my place for a long time. Hunh! Come, lets fight and finish this..either from ur side, or from mine..in any case, i shall be the victorious! Good luck!